Life

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.


If life give you spoiled fruit, make wine.


If life does not give you anything, you will die.


If life gives you magnets, put them on a fridge.


If life gives you brains, then use them, dash it.


If life puts you in a situation where you can go push a button and make a person fall into a tub of water, push it.


If life gives you eggs, throw them at someone.