Acne (Ak-knee)

Acne is a condition of the skin which exists mostly on the face. Red bumps (Frequently called zits) appear on the skin, with a small white center caused by grease build up under the skin. Zits are most undesirable, causing great anguish of soul to the recipient on behalf of their marred appearance, not to mention discomfort. Zits have the tendency to draw away the eyes of anyone you are conversing with and glue their eyes to the place where the zit is located, causing awkward feelings and short friendships.
Cause. Acne is usually caused by stress, which is why you will get acne just before an important date, or any other important occasion on which you want to look particularly good.
Treatment. There is no treatment for acne other than makeup. Makeup does not improve the blemishes, but it hides it so eyes will not be attracted to it. There used to be different ways to improve acne other than waiting for the zits to die of old age or covering up, but when makeup was invented they were discarded, as makeup does not require you to improve yourself, but rather hides your blemishes, much like lying.
Origin. Acne was an unknown thing millions of years ago; the reason was that they had not yet learned the skill of deep fat frying their food. Acne has grown alarmingly since potato chips and chocolate have been introduced to our culture, because of all the oil contained in the tasty morsels, which goes to our face just as fast as brownies and other fatty foods go to our hips.