Things that I am suspicious of:
Uneaten food.
At our house, because of the large population, any food that is prepared is instantly devoured. If there is uneaten food sitting around I instantly am suspicious of it’s motives, taste, and relatives. Sadly, that uneaten food was usually prepared by me.
Walking bushes.
I am suspicious of walking bushes for one reason. Bushes don’t walk. That is all the reason that I need.
People who only have one eye in the middle of their head.
I am suspicious of these because they are called cyclops and they don’t exist. So if you see one you must be going insane.
People who are suspicious of me.
I am suspicious of these people because there is nothing about me to be suspicious about. So if they are suspicious about me they must have problems, therefore I am suspicious of them.
Uneaten food.
At our house, because of the large population, any food that is prepared is instantly devoured. If there is uneaten food sitting around I instantly am suspicious of it’s motives, taste, and relatives. Sadly, that uneaten food was usually prepared by me.
Walking bushes.
I am suspicious of walking bushes for one reason. Bushes don’t walk. That is all the reason that I need.
People who only have one eye in the middle of their head.
I am suspicious of these because they are called cyclops and they don’t exist. So if you see one you must be going insane.
People who are suspicious of me.
I am suspicious of these people because there is nothing about me to be suspicious about. So if they are suspicious about me they must have problems, therefore I am suspicious of them.
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