Throughout my life, though I admit it is short and insignificant, I have observed many unique and phenomenal things. Some of these things, though I say so myself, have probably been seen by nobody else. Let me give you a list:
Phenomenal thing #1:
One of my little brothers happens to not appreciate pain a whole lot, so when he experiences the unwelcome sensation he makes it known to the world in no uncertain terms.
One time he fell and banged his nose. After he had wailed and gnashed his teeth for a period of time he arose, and, I kid you not, he LIMPED with his NOSE! Do not ask how it is possible, but I say to you that it was something that I am glad to have seen in my life, providing me with the new and refreshing feeling of sharp sympathy mixed with excessive mirth. Limping with his nose. A phenomenal thing indeed!
Phenomenal thing # 2.
Once Ace was sitting on the couch. Me and my little sister were sitting beside him. He happened to be showing us his six pack, when my little sister suddenly said "Ace! your belly button blinked at me!" I had seen it too! His belly button had blinked. Few have seen such a rare occurrence.
Phenomenal thing # 3:
Once somebody thought that I had done something wrong. Ha! The fact that somebody could be so entirely disillusioned ranks as a phenomenal thing in my book. Something wrong, Ha ha!
Now that I think about it, none of those things are incredibly phenomenal. Darn, and there are only three. So I will need to look harder.
Phenomenal thing #1:
One of my little brothers happens to not appreciate pain a whole lot, so when he experiences the unwelcome sensation he makes it known to the world in no uncertain terms.
One time he fell and banged his nose. After he had wailed and gnashed his teeth for a period of time he arose, and, I kid you not, he LIMPED with his NOSE! Do not ask how it is possible, but I say to you that it was something that I am glad to have seen in my life, providing me with the new and refreshing feeling of sharp sympathy mixed with excessive mirth. Limping with his nose. A phenomenal thing indeed!
Phenomenal thing # 2.
Once Ace was sitting on the couch. Me and my little sister were sitting beside him. He happened to be showing us his six pack, when my little sister suddenly said "Ace! your belly button blinked at me!" I had seen it too! His belly button had blinked. Few have seen such a rare occurrence.
Phenomenal thing # 3:
Once somebody thought that I had done something wrong. Ha! The fact that somebody could be so entirely disillusioned ranks as a phenomenal thing in my book. Something wrong, Ha ha!
Now that I think about it, none of those things are incredibly phenomenal. Darn, and there are only three. So I will need to look harder.
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