“You have fat teeth”
This was told to me by a fat little girl that I was playing with on the playground with me when I was little. We were having an insult contest, and because this was the worst thing that she could think of to say I think that I won. I hope I have grown into them by now though.
“You have not had that much dancing experience, have you?”
Two different boys asked me this at the same dance after I stepped on their feet, leaving me with this conclusion: I don’t have that much dancing experience.
“You are the problem in this family!!!”
MY OWN MOTHER told me this. I don’t remember what I was doing, but surely it was nothing to deserve this mean thing to be said at me.
“You have the worst poker face ever.” Okay, this is a just accusation. I don’t have a poker face. I always lose those glaring contests that people have with each other. My goal is to get a better poker face.
“You are silly.”
This is true
After such a merciless onslaught of insults I have only one thing to say. Ouch, that hurts?
This was told to me by a fat little girl that I was playing with on the playground with me when I was little. We were having an insult contest, and because this was the worst thing that she could think of to say I think that I won. I hope I have grown into them by now though.
“You have not had that much dancing experience, have you?”
Two different boys asked me this at the same dance after I stepped on their feet, leaving me with this conclusion: I don’t have that much dancing experience.
“You are the problem in this family!!!”
MY OWN MOTHER told me this. I don’t remember what I was doing, but surely it was nothing to deserve this mean thing to be said at me.
“You have the worst poker face ever.” Okay, this is a just accusation. I don’t have a poker face. I always lose those glaring contests that people have with each other. My goal is to get a better poker face.
“You are silly.”
This is true
After such a merciless onslaught of insults I have only one thing to say. Ouch, that hurts?
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