These are some things that I don’t want to happen to me while I am riding downhill, on a bike, so fast that I can’t stop:
Accidentally hitting into the President of the United States.
I am sure that you bright people can surmise why I wish never to confronted with this situation. Although, depending on who the president at the time is, this might not be an entirely bad thing.
Accidentally riding through a nudist colony.
I feel that this would be slightly embarrassing to both parties involved, and while I feel that I may gain some useful insights about human anatomy, and they might be slightly entertained by my frantic efforts to get the bicycle under control with my eyes shut, I feel that it would be best to avoid the situation.
Trying to ride through too small a space between Chuck Norris’ and Jackie Chan’s limos and putting a gigantic scrape down the side of each while they are at a stop light that is taking too long to change.
I think it would be unhealthy.
Accidentally hitting into the President of the United States.
I am sure that you bright people can surmise why I wish never to confronted with this situation. Although, depending on who the president at the time is, this might not be an entirely bad thing.
Accidentally riding through a nudist colony.
I feel that this would be slightly embarrassing to both parties involved, and while I feel that I may gain some useful insights about human anatomy, and they might be slightly entertained by my frantic efforts to get the bicycle under control with my eyes shut, I feel that it would be best to avoid the situation.
Trying to ride through too small a space between Chuck Norris’ and Jackie Chan’s limos and putting a gigantic scrape down the side of each while they are at a stop light that is taking too long to change.
I think it would be unhealthy.
3 comments:
oh you make me laugh so hard!!! How do you come up with these things.
You are Genius!!!! These posts are the funniest things I've EVER read!
Seriously? Do you sit in bed at night thinking these things up? Sadie and I were almost in tears reading this! Nicely done.
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