Here are circumstances that I would wisely remain neutral throughout.
1. A war between Hungary and Madagascar. I see no reason to interfere if this were ever to happen, because neither my life, liberty, happiness, nor chocolate will be affected by the outcome.
2. A fight between the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. I would remain neutral throughout this because if I interfered I would be tampering with powers unknown to my experience and I may be cursed.
3. Two evil treasure hunters racing to beat each other in robbing a newly discovered tomb in Egypt. In this case I would side with neither party, instead I would hasten to the tomb, neutrally mind you, and acquire the treasure myself before the evil treasure hunters arrived, and spend my life in wealth and happiness.
4. A game of pin the tail on the donkey between my two grandpas. Because I like BOTH my grandpas and don’t wish to cause family separation and un-bondingness because I cheered for one or the other. And I don’t want to be pinned instead of the donkey.
5. A fight between two wine bibbers who are arguing over the qualities of different wines. I would stay neutral because I don’t even care for wine.
6. A sing-off between two country music singers. Because I hate country music. I may solve the problem by shooting them both to make them be quiet, but I would cheer for neither one nor the other. So there.
1. A war between Hungary and Madagascar. I see no reason to interfere if this were ever to happen, because neither my life, liberty, happiness, nor chocolate will be affected by the outcome.
2. A fight between the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. I would remain neutral throughout this because if I interfered I would be tampering with powers unknown to my experience and I may be cursed.
3. Two evil treasure hunters racing to beat each other in robbing a newly discovered tomb in Egypt. In this case I would side with neither party, instead I would hasten to the tomb, neutrally mind you, and acquire the treasure myself before the evil treasure hunters arrived, and spend my life in wealth and happiness.
4. A game of pin the tail on the donkey between my two grandpas. Because I like BOTH my grandpas and don’t wish to cause family separation and un-bondingness because I cheered for one or the other. And I don’t want to be pinned instead of the donkey.
5. A fight between two wine bibbers who are arguing over the qualities of different wines. I would stay neutral because I don’t even care for wine.
6. A sing-off between two country music singers. Because I hate country music. I may solve the problem by shooting them both to make them be quiet, but I would cheer for neither one nor the other. So there.
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