So here are some cheesy Mormon pick up lines. They are really quite clever. Here they are:
“Are you the iron rod? Because I want to hold fast to you forever.”
“Even with the liahona I get lost in your eyes.”
(While looking at the person you like.) “What is your favorite temple? I am looking at mine.”
Ask a cute person what their name is. When they tell you say “Oh! I’ve heard that name in my patriarchal blessing!”
If you are a boy you can ask a girl “Would you like to hold the priesthood?” Then give her a hug. Ha ha.
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This is my new favorite blog. And please tell me you did not get these lines from personal experience. But you probably did because you are just that cute and amazing.
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